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Call me panda, Shnowman or Garnica, Bobby works as well. Male/19/Valencia Cali Paintball, airsoft, pandas, Irish, Catholic, Confucian, poetry, stories, Japanese, Asian food, having fun.
Jul 30 '14

draw-2-lines:

send your pics at urkd@wupics.com

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Jul 30 '14

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Jul 30 '14
Jul 29 '14
DA FLUFFIES

DA FLUFFIES

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Jul 28 '14
cracked:

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.
27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

cracked:

Stupid men, always thinking about sex and food and sleep and probably even breathing.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Jul 24 '14

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Jul 24 '14

muzaiko:

lukehemmign:

whitebeltwriter:

dual-destininies:

derples:

dual-destininies:

tf2-fandomstuck:

tiniestshorts:

Bread knife

The french have grown more powerful. 

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

what the actual fuck tumblr

what the actual fuck ace attorney fandom

Jul 24 '14
Jul 23 '14

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!

Jul 23 '14
Jul 21 '14

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Jul 19 '14
Jul 19 '14
medic278:

thetrickstergoddess:

gildatheplant:

bornagainpresidency:

kittensandkink:

weedandpatchouli:


My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

i love this photo so much

I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

* assumes he’s old enough to have death that close
* assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.
* assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.
* assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.
Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 
I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

SHIT TALKING TIT

medic278:

thetrickstergoddess:

gildatheplant:

bornagainpresidency:

kittensandkink:

weedandpatchouli:

My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy.

i love this photo so much

I’m sorry but no. Fuck all of you who like this. This man is going to die before the cat does and when that happens, the cat will more than likely go back to a shelter. This guy is a shitty person for adopting an animal that he know will outlive him. I know y’all wanna think it’s cute that this old guy has a kitten but no. It’s not cute. It’s reckless and irresponsible.

* assumes he’s old enough to have death that close

* assuming he doesn’t have a spouse that would outlive him.

* assumes he won’t care enough to make sure family or friends will look after the cat if he dies.

* assumes the cat would be adopted by someone else ‘more deserving’ and not left in a shelter or euthanized.

Anyone adopting an animal could get hit by a city bus tomorrow and die. You’re the asshole for saying he doesn’t deserve a pet (which could greatly improve the quality of his life potentially) because you think he won’t be considerate enough to make plans for it if he were to die.

I’m so angry about the cruel, ageist, vicious and presumptuous comment here. How dare anyone accuse an elderly person of being “shitty” for adopting a pet. You speak about the elderly as if they aren’t even people. 

I sincerely wish all the best for this sweet man and his new kitty.

I HOPE THIS MAN AND HIS KITTEN FUCKING OUTLIVE THAT SHIT TALKING TIT

SHIT TALKING TIT

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Jul 19 '14
First ever para cord project and I frigin love it. Came out really sturdy can’t wait to use it tomorrow at Warped Ops

First ever para cord project and I frigin love it. Came out really sturdy can’t wait to use it tomorrow at Warped Ops

Jul 19 '14

strong-but-breakable:

Kittys are the best thing in the entire world

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